I'm Not Lazy I'm Just in the G0 Phase T-shirt | Funny Science T-Shirt
Designed for USABO grinders, biology olympiad veterans, and anyone who’s spent way too many hours memorizing metabolic pathways on too little sleep. This relaxed, garment-dyed heavyweight tee delivers effortless comfort with just the right amount of academic sarcasm. The front reads: “I’M NOT LAZY. I’M JUST IN THE GO PHASE.” — a quiet nod to the cell cycle joke only bio students will immediately appreciate.
Made from soft, durable cotton with a washed-in feel, it’s the kind of shirt that survives late-night study sessions, tournament travel, lab practice, and post-exam recovery days. The tubular construction and lived-in texture make it easy to throw on with jeans, joggers, or layered under a hoodie during another caffeine-powered cram session.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk, and soft
- Garment-dyed for a soft, washed-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for long-lasting comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in many colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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