MY BRAIN IS 90% CAMPBELL BIOLOGY AND 10% CAFFEINE. Hoodie
Forget water and standard neurochemistry—we all know what your brain is actually made of when you're grinding for the Olympiad. Wear your dedication on your sleeve (well, technically your chest) with this ultra-cozy hoodie that perfectly sums up the life of a true biology nerd: "MY BRAIN IS 90% CAMPBELL BIOLOGY AND 10% CAFFEINE." This hoodie is the ultimate comfort wear for those endless nights spent memorizing plant anatomy, charting metabolic pathways, and decoding complex genetic sequences. Made from a premium, cloud-soft cotton blend, it features a spacious front kangaroo pocket—ideal for keeping your hands warm between intense practice exams or storing emergency flashcards and snacks. The adjustable drawstring hood lets you tune out the rest of the world when you need to go into full hyper-focus mode.
Whether you’re heading to a high-stakes exam, chilling in the school lab, or just trying to look stylishly sleep-deprived, this hoodie is a certified badge of honor. It’s the perfect blend of cozy comfort and academic dark humor, making it an essential addition to any future Nobel laureate's wardrobe.
Composition: 100% Nerd-Approved comfort. Warning: May cause spontaneous discussions about cellular respiration and adenosine receptor antagonism.Product features
- Soft, medium-heavy 8.25 oz fleece with a smooth, luxurious hand-feel
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Twill neck tape and double-needle topstitching for durability and stability
- Available embroidered chest branding; runs true to size with under 5% shrinkage
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Hood with drawstrings
Adjustable hood with self colored woven cord, tipped ends, and metal grommets
Necktape
Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Fabric composition
Composition varies for heather colors. Grey Heather and Oatmeal Heather: 70% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester, 10% recycled polyester; Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
Soft hand-feel
The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch, with a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. The garment's exterior is 100% cotton, making it perfect for printing
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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