MY BRAIN IS 90% CAMPBELL BIOLOGY AND 10% CAFFEINE. T-Shirt
Forget water and standard neurochemistry—we all know what your brain is actually made of when you're grinding for the Olympiad. Wear your dedication on your sleeve (well, technically your chest) with this ultra-cozy hoodie that perfectly sums up the life of a true biology nerd: "MY BRAIN IS 90% CAMPBELL BIOLOGY AND 10% CAFFEINE." This hoodie is the ultimate comfort wear for those endless nights spent memorizing plant anatomy, charting metabolic pathways, and decoding complex genetic sequences. Made from a premium, cloud-soft cotton blend, it features a spacious front kangaroo pocket—ideal for keeping your hands warm between intense practice exams or storing emergency flashcards and snacks. The adjustable drawstring hood lets you tune out the rest of the world when you need to go into full hyper-focus mode.
Whether you’re heading to a high-stakes exam, chilling in the school lab, or just trying to look stylishly sleep-deprived, this hoodie is a certified badge of honor. It’s the perfect blend of cozy comfort and academic dark humor, making it an essential addition to any future Nobel laureate's wardrobe.
Composition: 100% Nerd-Approved comfort. Warning: May cause spontaneous discussions about cellular respiration and adenosine receptor antagonism.Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric for all-season comfort
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structural stability and fit retention
- DTF sleeve prints with clean, durable transfer; meets EU REACH
- Classic crew fit — heather options include a 90/10 cotton/poly blend; made in Honduras with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Direct-to-Film (DTF) print
Sleeve prints from Underground Threads and Print Clever are printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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